a little hungover...

Hey jiggly ass :)
So here I am babysitting the cutest little one year old in the entire world - and I've seen my fair share of one year olds! It's naptime and the parents gave me free reign of their computer so I figured, hey why not do some blogging. I really like the word "blog" - I'm going to try and use it on a more regular basis... I bet it'll piss Trac off ;)
So yesterday was the big halloween celebration! We went bowling for Shireen's birthday - so this is the third time I've seen Josh in the last two months. Insane, considering that I've only seen him a grand total of five times throughout their entire four year relationship! It was fun - Dustin, Superman, Jimmy & Lydia were there, I haven't seen any of them in a really long time! Everyone was dressed up. The venetian blinds were a hit! Took people long enough to figure it out though... Shireen's guess was that we were blind French painters. Yeah, okay... We'd usually have to say to people - look at the nametag, if we're from Venice we would be??? They'd think about it, then say "um, venetian" and then we'd still have to prompt them with, "and we're also..." They'd say "blind" and then they could usually piece it together. Sometimes not. They'd just have a look of pure confusion and say "uh, blind venetians" NO YOU IDIOT!!! I sucked ass at bowling - the first game my score was 47... yeah, just about every one else tripled that :)
I was so excited about going to a house party but it was kind of boring... But all you have to do is make your own fun, right? Scott the idiot, when trying to figure out the costumes says, "Uh, if you're from Venice you're Venisans - blind Venisans?" No, no, no... They got a keg and we played a plethora of drinking games - I think I was passed out by 10:30. Had a nice sleep though! Oh - funny story - as we're leaving the bowling alley Trac & I have our elbows linked and our walking sticks in front of us like we're actually blind and this dad says to his kids - watch out for the blind ladies, son get the door for them... He must have been wondering how blind people go bowling and then he watches us walk to the car and I climb in the drivers seat. As we drove by he looked scared shitless!! Poor guy...
Other than that... nothing is new. I'm planning a big birthday party for Leslee and Tracy next Saturday - we're gonna Schanks it up :) Should be fun - if you have a birthday message you'd like to give to Lestor the Molestor I'd be more than happy to pass it on to her along with a shooter of your choice :)
okee dokee artichokee, I'll talk to you later!